2/18/23 Manifesting Spiritual Gold
Caught up! wow, LOT of Magick happening.
it's ALL happening
Loving you as ever
-john
02/08/23 Holy Roller!
Within the first 6 days of the month, there's been flashflooding and a month's worth of orders, working non-stop, as everything we've ever put out the door has been processed on an As-Needed basis, providing ultimate viability and Quality.
So we've been working through a hell of a Que, through the Storms.
Mahalo Nui for your patience and understanding, we're shipping you the best.
Namaste
john
p.s. our old rural postal lady, Carma, yes Karma with a C, is slow on the draw and definitely on "island time", she literally didn't pull up to the house until sunset today! so we know she'll be just as efficient as updating all those tracking numbers! Literally helped this old lady load boxes and packages of acacia into the back of her truck, as her and my daughter talked story
12/19/22 Yule-Tide Greetings & All that Sacred Winter Solstice Stuff
It's truly a Circus out there, and the clowns are definitely running the shit show, a tech savvy global society with lack of authenticity or accountability for personal choices and actions, the world where the crooks run amuck in the disguise of righteous leadership...
But I'll get off my Soap Box, and endeavor to quietly slip out of the scene of the Rat race and check out by checking into the type of participation of my choosing, where the sovereign decisions We make for Our family are our intentions & choices, not a fabrication of what someone else says is Good for us, having Taken back our power from false icons & ideologies that suppress "We the People" & our Pursuit of Happiness.
"I Love you the way certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul."- Pablo Neruda
Aloha
John
11/09/22 Samhain & Lunar Eclipse
Magick is Real. It's there waiting for you, go have a look see.
Magick as simple as the space you occupy.
Loving you as ever. See you in the Ether.
Namaste
john
10/12/22 Ready to ship
Aloha, the weather is starting to turn to the wet season here in Hawaii.
Harvesting is always challenging this time of year, but at least it's not cold.
Standing by to ship stat. Thanking you as ever. Lots of Love from the family down on the farm!
Namaste
john
9/14/22 Nerve damage
So yeah, You don't have a Soul, you ARE a Soul, you have a body.
I stressed my shoulder in the jungle, pinched a nerve somewhere in i'm assuming the brachial plexus, and it's radiating pain down my arm and haven't been able to feel my pointer finger in about a week, fuck...
Reviews!!
I have been thinking about it for months, we lost our ability to respond to reviews, which we always really enjoyed, so just want to say a huge THANK YOU to all the folks that have left great reviews for us... it means so much to us to mean that much to you, to take your time to say something nice about us... the word Gratitude falls short of the immensity of love we have for each and everyone of our patrons... you beautiful people have inadvertently helped us build something from nothing, a medicine retreat center in Hawaii!
Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Gandhi
If you want to come to Hawaii and sit with Medicine, let us know, we'd love to have you out!
Namaste
john
8/16/22 It's Fucking Hot
Not just Hot... say it with me, "it's ...... Hot", beads of sweat down the crack of your ass and in your eyes- that shit burns man, and makes the butt crack feel funny while your trying to dig the roots from the earth. Never mind the God forsaken mosquitoes, can I get an Amen? Can a brother get a Hallelujah?! A'ho!
The Medicine is Good Hombre, water's warm, jump right in!
i'm a little baked and headed to the basement to powder roots if anyone needs me.
Ciao
Aloha
Love
john
6/22/22 Happy Summer Solstice
Well folks, we're really busy, with some large orders, which means folks are out this summer chasing eternity en-masse!
This being prefaced, All unpaid orders <24hrs will be canceled as we are not going to allow our Que to get backed up, as we endeavor to ship all orders within 24hrs to keep the que cleared.
Much appreciation to All our Master Alchemists out there, you know who you are, you magickal fucks you! haha! Geeze Cabrone, Easy!
Namaste
john
6/3/22
Zelle has been compromised and they closed our account. This is what Literal Censorship looks like. Banks decide what we can buy and sell, what a world.
Really, the fucking Real Gangsters are running amuck in our Gov and Banking system.
We are the kind of society that lets those fuckers win, fuck.
Our payment options have widdled down to Cashapp or Crypto (which is really bullshit now from ridiculous volatility....
Loving you as ever,
John
5/1/2022 MAY DAY!
Happy Beltane!
We just had our Entheogenic Tipi ceremony, and back to "normalcy"!
Ramping up for summer retreats and medicine ceremonies, harvesting some righteous root bark, living loving learning, repeat.
Hope you all are well rested, conscious, and pushing the boundaries of knowledge for the sake of all sentient beings.
Birthing Pains people, we're all transitioning, and it takes the stronger willed of our species to push through hidden agendas, evil and black magick- as those forces never tire and are playing the "long game"... don't get caught giving away your power, it is only Assumed if it is Given.
Magick is real.
Love
john
Esoteric Garden Hawaii
April 24th
Holy time dilation, what month & year is it?
Full on harvest of some righteous root bark, standing by friends...
Ready when you are!
Namaste
john
EGH
Mar 3 2022
Aloha
Looking to Travel to Hawai'i?
Looking to get down on some entheogenic Beach Tipi action?
Looking to Reset & Cleanse Your Filters of Perception!
Well, We're always looking for Righteous folks to join our Tribe!
https://retreat.guru/events/1521-36/hawaii-native-american-church-nature-retreat
If this Calls to Your Soul, Please don't hesitate to inquire about jumping on a damn plane and coming to visit us!
Namaste*
john & Family
North Shore, Oahu, Hawaii, USA
Feb 20, 2022 Vernal Equinox Approaching
Looking forward to stepping out of the darkness when Spring comes.
Focusing lately on the lessons left by the great Stoics.
Conversations with the dead have always been some of my favorite 'discussions'.
Harvesting some righteous Acacia Confusa, awaiting a shipment of Cactus for our upcoming Beach Tipi Ceremony, as we don't quite produce enough San Pedro in our gardens yet for ceremonial endeavors... but that is quickly changing.
We, as always, are humbled and thankful beyond words for your support.
Looking forward to the Light, I see it in you.
Namaste
john
EGH
Jan. 10th, 2022
Happy Western New Year!
May you achieve Health & Happiness.
This year our focus will be to count our blessings, there are many that have yet to be recognized in full consciousness. We create our own reality. Thankful for our roles, thankful for the medicines, thankful for the hard lessons, they're hard for all the right reasons.
May your going be easy. See you soon.
Love,
john
Esoteric Garden Hawai'i
Nov. 6 2021
Aloha from the Garden!
Regardless of the Capitalists' world around us, Hope you noticed we have dropped our prices! We are humbled and appreciate your support, as we endeavor to navigate the treacherous waters of remaining a small, family owned and operated business.
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your support, this means everything to us.
Namaste
john
Esoteric Garden Hawai'i
OCT. 3 2021
Rains have started, but i'm heading out into the jungle regardless!
Hoping fall Equinox is bringing some clarity to everyone, a change is always nice.
All of you are loved, and your patronage is supporting a "mom & pop" shop, thank you kindly.
Drop us a line, ceremonies are being held, magick being experienced.
Namaste
john
9/21/21 Mabon Autumnal Equinox
Aloha from Oahu, Hawaii!
We are starting to conceptualize a Youtube channel to bring some of the esoteric topics to a media platform to help with open-source information on Botany, Alchemy, Brewing, Mushroom Farming and all the other intricate delectable hobbies we have going on around our homestead. Keep an Eye out for Esoteric Garden Hawaii youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTWgDXajJurmx0vkneYdKlg with our upcoming First Episode with an Interview from a Local Botanical Specialists!
Namaste*
john
Esoteric Garden Hawaii
8/24/2021 Technical difficulties with CC processing
back and forth with CC merchants, Acacia is a grey area product, and Acacia Censorship is rampant and has caused heartache to us since mid 2018.
We hope to have this back up and running, but otherwise, our long term, trusted patrons have helped us keep the lights on with alternative payment methods like Cashapp, Zelle & crypto currency. These cash payment methods help us all keep BIG Corporations like Visa & Mastercard out of our private affairs (like taking a % of sales they have nothing to do with, or censoring legal items from trading hands)
We are humbled and Blessed for your support.
Namaste*
john
9-2-21 Credit Card Update Message from Godaddy:
Customer Number: 83458y35
Hello John,
Due to a violation of GoDaddy Payment's risk policy, your account as a GoDaddy Payments merchant has been terminated.
Effectively immediately, you can no longer process payments or access your GoDaddy Payments account.
We will be refunding all transactions made to your customers.
If you choose to recharge your customers, you will need to make other arrangements.
Best,
GoDaddy Payments Risk Team
What a bunch of Fascists!
"Merica!
7/21/2021 Aloha!
Crypto now accepted for Esoteric Garden Hawaii!
Address for BTC/ BCH: (Bitcoin Cash preferred)
bitcoincash: pq2enxct6epky6hdw3jamfyws2cf6tsphcz0dy922h
Hope this helps!
Namaste*
John
Chief Curandero
Esoteric Garden Hawaii
6/27/21 Aloha from the North Shore of Oahu!
Happy Summer Solstice! Much ceremonial endeavors happening.
Reach out if you feel called to work with Plant Sacraments in Hawai'i?!
Processing and shipping Freshly Harvested Acacia Confusa Root Bark immediately and without delay. Cashapp & Zelle are working flawlessly for us and are our preferred payment methods that enable us to fulfill order STAT and without delay.
Happy Alchemy!
Namaste*
John
Chief Curandero
Esoteric Garden Hawai'i
6/15/21 Summer Solstice Approaching
Caught up on all the stellar orders, shipping everything immediately.
Ready for more ceremonies in the Hawaiian jungle... Sweat Lodge & Cacti.
Aloha from the Islands,
john
Esoteric Garden Hawaii
5/13/21 Remember
"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, keep that in mind at all times."- B.Hicks
"Think for yourself, Question Authority.
Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities -- the political, the religious, the educational authorities --- who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing -- forming in our minds -- their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable open-mindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform yourself. "- Dr. T. Leary
This is a Consciousness Revolution. We all must individually do our own unique parts in Co-Creating a Reality beyond suffering.
Fraternally,
John
Esoteric Garden Hawai'i
Viva Cinco de Mayo!
Aloha from Esoteric Garden Hawai'i!
May you be Blessed by Beneficent Celestials!
We are Sincere in our work and wish only to help relieve the suffering of all sentient beings.
Namaste*
Esoteric Garden Family
5/8/2021 We've had some trolls attempting malicious behavior towards us, so we've gone "Black & white", restricting our available info. so as not to give any ammunition to the beasts.
You know how we do, and you can always reach out to us personally.
Aloha from Hawai'i
Namaste*
john
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