'Garden Updates' - All Natural Clothing Dyes

4/9/2025

UPDATE:  Cashapp available: (This payment method has worked for us and our long term patrons for several years)

ATTN: Cashapp has begun Acacia censorship of our Esoteric BIZ accnt by declining payments- let us know if you have problems.

Summer of 2018 Major Credit Cards and Banks began their war on sales of anything they deemed "Grey Area", leaving anyone and everyone selling Ganja seeds, Cactus, self-help courses, porno, Kratom- plant teachers of all kinds- including Acacia Confusa.  (Authorities were fighting to make Kratom illegal at the time, and lost that battle- so another front of their attack on Sovereignty began)

Overnight, Corporate thieves such as Visa, Mastercard, Paypal (Venmo), Square, Zelle, Stripe and any and all Merchant Accounts closed shop on hundreds of businesses including ours... and just like that we lost any way of accepting payments for our Legal goods. We were Blacklisted, fuck!

Scrambling to meet our patrons demand- we were down to snail mail Money orders or cash, as the state of Hawaii also closed shop on Coinbase and crypto...

Our saving grace came in the form of Cashapp, as they didn't ask questions...

A month ago, having been accepting payments via our personal accnt., they forced us into opening a Biz account, to take a % of our sales- ok, fuck, pay the piper I suppose... That lasted for a month... until yesterday, all payments coming in were declined.... That's our "Red Flag" for censorship.

Long story short, we're back to accepting payments via our personal account for now, and hope this holds- as if they bring the hammer down, we'll have to scramble again to find ways to accept payments ( most likely leaving Bitcoin as our only option other than Money Orders)

When sending your payment, please don't mention Acacia or "Order", just put your order number, Example:   R40018459

Blessings, 

John

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

3/12/25'

ATTN: Shop Closed 3/20-3/30 for Ostara, Spring Equinox- to celebrate the balance of light and darkness.

Orders and Payments will still be accepted, and shipped first come, first serve after our short break 3/31.

Enjoy your Spring Break!

Namaste

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

12/8/24'

ATTN: Holiday Closure (First time in 10 yrs): Shop Closed 12/19- 12/27 (Family time)

ORDERS/PAYMENTS WILL STILL BE ACCEPTED & Processed first come first serve 12/28

3/18/24

Happy Spring Equinox!

1/25/2024

Aloha Ohana (Greetings with Love family)!

Down on the farm, planting a wide variety of rare botanical specimens, lumberjacking some huge invasive African Fire Tulip trees, listening to the sound of freshwater running through and around us, a personal Hape' Ceremony cancels out the societal noise, and peace can be felt- however fleeting.

"Love is the ultimate outlaw."

-Tom Robbins

-E.G.H.

12/13/2023

Solstice Quickly approaching.

It's the Makahiki (Rain) Season in Hawaii, and all the challenges of working outdoors in the jungle have presented themselves over the last few weeks. Dangerous, period.

All in all, not even the flash flooding, landslides, unsubstantial footing in loose/muddy soil on sheer mountain ridges doesn't stop this train.

Keep up the Good Magick, may your Alchemy be True.

Fraternally, 

EGH

9/11/23

Autumn Equinox is quickly approaching, time for Magick.

Getting the Damn thing done out here, hope you're well & going with the flow.

Sometimes with a lack of direction or clarity, or both... it's important to remind ourselves that the Universe is unfolding as it should, and sometimes we have to let go and put our trust/faith in the process... as sometimes, we don't need to have an opinion- and things aren't always black and white, good or bad- they just are.

I hold my breath more often than not, as it seems most people are saying something because they just want to talk, I'm talking because I have something to say.

Loving you as ever,

-Esoteric Garden Hawaii

8/16/23    Like a Rolling Stone

Weather in Hawai'i used to be predictable, Dry in summer, wet in winter- same temp. year-round. Things appear to have flipped, and it's anyone's guess as to what each day holds.  This, as you could expect, makes for interesting days in the jungle harvesting, as flash flooding is Real, injuries happen regularly, and it takes a heap of effort to maintain momentum. But it's done out of tender, loving care. We appreciate your patronage of our small, humble, family farm.

Namaste*

Esoteric Garden Hawaii Ohana (Family)

7/1/2023    How do you make God Laugh? Tell Her your plans.

-Aloha

EGH

6/7/23       Limited Quantities for Summer

Our summer is packed with personal endeavors, so we'll have limited harvests and quantities until end of July.

Mahalo for your understanding and patience.

Namaste

EGH

5/11/2023    As Above, So Below

Time keeps on slippin...into the future.

We will have limited bulk quantities available June 6 to July 18, our available inventory will reflect this- So there won't be Large wholesale quantities available during this time, as we will be focused on spending extended amounts of time in the jungle away from technology. Rest assured, we will be processing orders as usual, but limiting bulk orders will give us the time necessary for our endeavors. Mahalo for your understanding, we will be back to processing Bulk orders mid July.

Wishing you the best. Haux.

Fraternally, 

EGH

2/18/23   Manifesting Spiritual Gold

Caught up! wow, LOT of Magick happening.

it's ALL happening

Loving you as ever

-EGH

02/08/23  Holy Roller!

Within the first 6 days of the month, there's been flashflooding and a month's worth of orders, working non-stop, as everything we've ever put out the door has been processed on an As-Needed basis, providing ultimate viability and Quality.

So we've been working through a hell of a Que, through the Storms.

Mahalo Nui for your patience and understanding, we're shipping you the best.

Namaste

EGH

p.s. our old rural postal lady, Carma, yes Karma with a C, is slow on the draw and definitely on "island time", she literally didn't pull up to the house until sunset today! so we know she'll be just as efficient as updating all those tracking numbers! Literally helped this old lady load boxes and packages of acacia into the back of her truck.

12/19/22  Yule-Tide Greetings & All that Sacred Winter Solstice Stuff

It's truly a Circus out there, and the clowns are definitely running the shit show, a tech savvy global society with lack of authenticity or accountability for personal choices and actions, the world where the crooks run amuck in the disguise of righteous leadership...

But I'll get off my Soap Box, and endeavor to quietly slip out of the scene of the Rat race and check out by checking into the type of participation of my choosing, where the sovereign decisions We make for Our family are our intentions & choices, not a fabrication of what someone else says is Good for us, having Taken back our power from false icons & ideologies that suppress "We the People" & our Pursuit of Happiness. 

"I Love you the way certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul."- Pablo Neruda

Aloha

EGH

11/09/22   Samhain & Lunar Eclipse

Magick is Real. It's there waiting for you, go have a look see.

Magick as simple as the space you occupy.

Loving you as ever. See you in the Ether.

Namaste

EGH

10/12/22                    Ready to ship

Aloha, the weather is starting to turn to the wet season here in Hawaii.

Harvesting is always challenging this time of year, but at least it's not cold.

Standing by to ship stat. Thanking you as ever. Lots of Love from the family down on the farm!

Namaste

EGH

9/14/22     Nerve damage

So yeah, You don't have a Soul, you ARE a Soul, you have a body.

I stressed my shoulder in the jungle, pinched a nerve somewhere in i'm assuming the brachial plexus, and it's radiating pain down my arm and haven't been able to feel my pointer finger in about a week, fuck...

Reviews!!

I have been thinking about it for months, we lost our ability to respond to reviews, which we always really enjoyed, so just want to say a huge THANK YOU to all the folks that have left great reviews for us... it means so much to us to mean that much to you, to take your time to say something nice about us... the word Gratitude falls short of the immensity of love we have for each and everyone of our patrons... you beautiful people have inadvertently helped us build something from nothing.

Be the change you wish to see in the world. -Gandhi

Namaste

EGH

8/16/22   It's Fucking Hot

Not just Hot... say it with me, "it's ...... Hot", beads of sweat down the crack of your ass and in your eyes- that shit burns man, and makes the butt crack feel funny while your trying to dig the roots from the earth. Never mind the God forsaken mosquitoes, can I get an Amen? Can a brother get a Hallelujah?! A'ho!

Life is Good Hombre, water's warm, jump right in!

i'm a little baked and headed to the basement to powder roots if anyone needs me.

Ciao

Aloha

Love

EGH

6/22/22                              Happy Summer Solstice

Well folks, we're really busy, with some large orders, which means folks are out this summer chasing eternity en-masse!

This being prefaced, All unpaid orders <24hrs will be canceled as we are not going to allow our Que to get backed up, as we endeavor to ship all orders within 24hrs to keep the que cleared.

Much appreciation to All our Master Alchemists out there, you know who you are, you magickal fucks you! haha! Geeze Cabrone, Easy!

Namaste

EGH

6/3/22

                  Zelle has been compromised and they closed our account. This is what Literal Censorship looks like. Banks decide what we can buy and sell, what a world.

Really, the fucking Real Gangsters are running amuck in our Gov and Banking system.

We are the kind of society that lets those fuckers win, fuck.

Our payment options have widdled down to Cashapp or Crypto (which is really bullshit now from ridiculous volatility....

Loving you as ever, 

EGH

5/1/2022 MAY DAY!

Happy Beltane!

We just had a break, and back to "normalcy"!

Ramping up for summer , harvesting some righteous root bark, living loving learning, repeat.

Hope you all are well rested, conscious, and pushing the boundaries of knowledge for the sake of all sentient beings. 

Birthing Pains people, we're all transitioning, and it takes the stronger willed of our species to push through hidden agendas, evil and black magick- as those forces never tire and are playing the "long game"... don't get caught giving away your power, it is only Assumed if it is Given.

Magick is real.

Love 

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

April 24th

Holy time dilation, what month & year is it?

Full on harvest of some righteous root bark, standing by friends...

Ready when you are!

Namaste

EGH

Mar 3 2022

                                              Aloha

Namaste*

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

Feb 20, 2022   Vernal Equinox Approaching

Looking forward to stepping out of the darkness when Spring comes.

Focusing lately on the lessons left by the great Stoics. 

Conversations with the dead have always been some of my favorite 'discussions'.

Harvesting some righteous Acacia Confusa, 

We, as always, are humbled and thankful beyond words for your support.

Looking forward to the Light, I see it in you.

Namaste

EGH 

           Jan. 10th, 2022

Happy Western New Year!

May you achieve Health & Happiness.

This year our focus will be to count our blessings, there are many that have yet to be recognized in full consciousness. We create our own reality. Thankful for our roles, thankful for the thankfulness, thankful for the hard lessons, they're hard for all the right reasons.

May your going be easy. See you soon.

Love, 

Esoteric Garden Hawai'i 

Nov. 6 2021

Aloha from the Garden!

Regardless of the Capitalists' world around us,  Hope you noticed we have dropped our prices! We are humbled and appreciate your support, as we endeavor to navigate the treacherous waters of remaining a small, family owned and operated business.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for your support, this means everything to us.

Namaste

Esoteric Garden Hawai'i

OCT. 3 2021

Rains have started, but i'm heading out into the jungle regardless!

Hoping fall Equinox is bringing some clarity to everyone, a change is always nice. 

All of you are loved, and your patronage is supporting a "mom & pop" shop, thank you kindly.

Namaste

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

9/21/21  Mabon  Autumnal Equinox

Aloha from Oahu, Hawaii!

We are starting to conceptualize a Youtube channel to bring some of the esoteric topics to a media platform to help with open-source information on Botany, Alchemy, Brewing, Mushroom Farming and all the other intricate delectable hobbies we have going on around our homestead. Keep an Eye out for Esoteric Garden Hawaii youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTWgDXajJurmx0vkneYdKlg with our upcoming First Episode with an Interview from a Local Botanical Specialists!

Namaste*

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

8/24/2021  Technical difficulties with CC processing

back and forth with CC merchants, Acacia is a grey area product, and Acacia Censorship is rampant and has caused heartache to us since mid 2018.

We hope to have this back up and running, but otherwise, our long term, trusted patrons have helped us keep the lights on with alternative payment methods like Cashapp, Zelle & crypto currency. These cash payment methods help us all keep BIG Corporations like Visa & Mastercard out of our private affairs (like taking a % of sales they have nothing to do with, or censoring legal items from trading hands)

We are humbled and Blessed for your support.

Namaste*

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

 9-2-21 Credit Card Update Message from Godaddy:

Hello Esoteric Garden Hawaii,

Due to a violation of GoDaddy Payment's risk policy, your account as a GoDaddy Payments merchant has been terminated.

Effectively immediately, you can no longer process payments or access your GoDaddy Payments account.

We will be refunding all transactions made to your customers.

If you choose to recharge your customers, you will need to make other arrangements.

Best,

GoDaddy Payments Risk Team

What a bunch of Fascists!

"Merica!  

7/21/2021   Aloha!

Crypto now accepted for Esoteric Garden Hawaii!

Address for BTC/ BCH: (Bitcoin Cash preferred)

Hope this helps!

Namaste*

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

6/27/21  Aloha from  Oahu!

Happy Summer Solstice! Much  happening.

Processing and shipping Freshly Harvested Acacia Confusa Root Bark immediately and without delay. Cashapp is working flawlessly for us and is our preferred payment methods that enable us to fulfill order STAT and without delay.

Happy Alchemy!

Namaste*

Esoteric Garden Hawai'i

6/15/21  Summer Solstice Approaching

Caught up on all the stellar orders, shipping everything immediately.

Ready for more  Hawaiian jungle... 

Aloha from the Islands, 

Esoteric Garden Hawaii

5/13/21  Remember

"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, keep that in mind at all times."- B.Hicks

"Think for yourself, Question Authority. 

Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities -- the political, the religious, the educational authorities --- who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing -- forming in our minds -- their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable open-mindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform yourself. "- Dr. T. Leary

This is a Consciousness Revolution. We all must individually do our own unique parts in Co-Creating a Reality beyond suffering.

Love, 

Esoteric Garden Hawai'i

Viva Cinco de Mayo!

Aloha from Esoteric Garden Hawai'i!

May you be Blessed by Beneficent Celestials!

We are Sincere in our work and wish only to help 

Namaste*

Esoteric Garden Family

5/8/2021  We've had some trolls attempting malicious behavior towards us, so we've gone "Black & white", restricting our available info. so as not to give any ammunition to the beasts.  

You know how we do, and you can always reach out to us personally.

Aloha from Hawai'i

Namaste*

EGH